As teenager Dogs use to amaze me and would sometimes think them stupid or retarded due to an wavering loyalty to human kind. However I hate them now due to the recent incident near my home. As usual my wife called me to demand that I pass through  "kwa Njung`e" and come home with a kilo of meat. She had a funny way of punishing me.Every time I failed to give in into  Wify Wify demands, she would not ask me twice or demand to know why I did not do whatever she had asked me to,instead she`d  treat  me better than any other time an turn me on only to go to bed with her full combat uniform and dare me to touch her. This particular dog had sat patiently a little far from the butchery  and pretended to give a care about whoever bought any meat from "Kwa Njung`e" without any suspicion I took my kilo of beef trying to run  away from Njung`es politically  motivated talks.I had walked like 2 km when I had the dog....I knew right away  I wouldn't sleep on the bed....but the couch